I'm one of those that can't be defined to a check list.
I don't 'tick the boxes', Instead I rewrite your expectations of what crazy should be.
No dreams of being that 'cool kid', they can all get fucked because I'm true to me.That party reject that is 'oh so incredible'. All I want to do is drink beer for breakfast. My mummy always told me 'if you unscrew your belly button, your bum will fall off'. And this valuable information has taught me? Well fuck all tbh.The one thing I do know however is the importance of wanting everthing, but expecting nothing.
I drink, I dance, I laugh and yes Flo. Rida gets me jiving like some sort of cheap hooker. But save your laughs, because this is me. And there ain't nothing in this world that will ever make me want to be anything different.